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And I haven’t posted in awhile (*cough*eatshitcole*cough*)

News? I work at Radio Shack now. Oh nos! Come buy cell phones from me.

Ok, so it’s been a while since ANYONE has posted here (*cough*fuckunoah*cough*) and I don’t have really anything coherent to say, so I’m just going to brain dump a couple things I”ve had on my mind lately.

• Moving to Iowa City was fun. Moving away from every resource I used to depend on in times of trouble, slightly less so. My jeep needs like 65468465167 things done and I have no where and few tools to get them done.
• I walked by the Fieldhouse where Obama gave his speech yesterday. I guy revved up his bike as he drove by, and I think it might have been the most intelligent noise made outside that building all day long.
• Is it sad that while I have hundreds of dollars of comics and manga, Probably tens of thousands in video games, and god knows how much in DVD’s, I’m spending most of my time on the Internet?
• Some of the best things happen from the worst decisions.
• It was probably a bad idea for me to try to continue my education and attend college. Not only is my ADD running rampant, Playboy rated Iowa one of their top ten sexiest campuses in the US, and it shows. Try concentrating when your teacher (who is your age, the opposite sex and attractive) is showing excess skin. I’m so screwed.
• There must be a position out there somewhere for a person who keeps up with the latest in the world of all that is geek. and when I find the guy filling that position, I”m replacing him.
• It’s hard to achieve your dreams when you have zero motivation. It gets harder by a power of infinity when your dreams are to be rich, successful and help solve the worlds problems.
• I’m sick of hearing that I have potential. Potential for what? No one ever explains that. Maybe I don’t want to know. I might be happier not knowing that I have the potential to become the next Hitler.
• I believe that everyone is a little crazy. Men are crazy? Women are crazy? How about, instead, if we agree that everyone is a little crazy, and leave it at that? I personally think that if I wasn’t a little crazy, I”d be in a nuthouse by now. Some of the crap that’s happened to me has been so bizarre and stressful that if I didn’t laugh at it, I’d cry. If that makes me crazy, so be it.
• One of these days, Gladys, one of these days I’ll get off my ass and go make a million dollars. Till then, how bout you go get me a beer?
• You know who I admire? Foamy the Squirrel. Know why? He’s opinionated. I can be so introverted and proper sometimes that I can’t even work up a judgment on how the beer is at a party. That little sucker has opinions about everything, and he’s freaking violent about expressing them. Wish I had some of that backbone.
• I’m too much of  a packrat. Granted, I was away from home for 4 years, but still owning clothes that I wore in High School? Even I’m ashamed of that, and I’m male for crying out loud.
• Speaking of which, how fashionable can I get without looking gay? I’m suspicious of the stuff I see in GQ (screaming homosexual) and Maxim (stuck up frat boy). This leaves Playboy or just wear black all the time. Though really, I think I could get used to black.
• If you think that you want to join the Army, Don’t. If you really think that you really want to be in the army, I highly suggest the Reserves. It’s perfect for me; I get a taste of the military life that I lived for years and sometimes miss, and yet I don’t have another person telling me that I need to clean up my room and making me workout for an hour a day. Perfect.

Ok enough out of me. Thoughts, Ideas, Questions?

I’m tired. Site hasn’t been updated lately because I’m tired. In fact, I have pretty much screwed off most of December for posts, so I’ll make up for it with a big post around the end of the week.

Whats up minions?

I’m nova, your local evil overlord.

Just thought I’d introduce myself.

Now that thats done, be forwarned, I really cant stand stupid people. Example:

Heres a convo I just had with a buddy of mine.

(07:33:46 PM) Nova: sup jew boy
(07:33:55 PM) jew boy: natta
(07:33:59 PM) jew boy: i have a question
(07:34:07 PM) Nova: thats nice
(07:34:16 PM) Nova: sarcasm is free, answers cost money
(07:34:18 PM) jew boy: whats that guys of that so i like
(07:34:32 PM) jew boy: lol
(07:34:39 PM) Nova: wow, didnt know you were gay
(07:34:44 PM) jew boy: what is that songs name
(07:34:53 PM) jew boy: sorry cant spell
19:35
(07:35:11 PM) jew boy: i cant remember the name againn
(07:35:23 PM) Nova: you can get it here http://www.goatse.fr/
(07:35:59 PM) jew boy: t5hats nasty ass hole
(07:36:07 PM) Nova: youve just been trolled
(07:36:08 PM) Nova:
(07:36:21 PM) jew boy: ??????
(07:36:30 PM) jew boy: come on really
(07:36:43 PM) jew boy: its some thing like
(07:36:44 PM) Nova: i have no clue who you are talking about
(07:36:50 PM) Nova: you like a lot of songs
(07:37:13 PM) jew boy: thought my girls frind off a cliff or some thing like that
(07:37:18 PM) Nova: i dunno
(07:38:30 PM) jew boy: throw sorry
(07:38:30 PM) Nova: google it
(07:38:44 PM) jew boy: i have tryed and i get shit back
19:40
(07:43:30 PM) jew boy: its not billy joe i cant find it please help please ?????
(07:43:42 PM) Nova: i dont have a fucking clue man
(07:44:11 PM) jew boy: i cant even remember the ltrics eather
(07:44:49 PM) jew boy: its comady song i know
19:45
(07:45:10 PM) Nova: just go listen to stephen lynch and be happy
(07:45:32 PM) jew boy: but one of the lines is something of the lines of throwing her off a cliff
(07:46:16 PM) Nova: well, if google, in all of its infinate wisdom cant tell you what the song is based on what you recall of it, what makes you think a drunk guy is going to be any better?

(07:33:46 PM) cc_viper2000: sup jew boy
(07:33:55 PM) jew boy: natta
(07:33:59 PM) jew boy: i have a question
(07:34:07 PM) cc_viper2000: thats nice
(07:34:16 PM) cc_viper2000: sarcasm is free, answers cost money
(07:34:18 PM) jew boy: whats that guys of that so i like
(07:34:32 PM) jew boy: lol
(07:34:39 PM) cc_viper2000: wow, didnt know you were gay
(07:34:44 PM) jew boy: what is that songs name
(07:34:53 PM) jew boy: sorry cant spell
19:35
(07:35:11 PM) jew boy: i cant remember the name againn
(07:35:23 PM) cc_viper2000: you can get it here http://www.goatse.fr/
(07:35:59 PM) jew boy: t5hats nasty ass hole
(07:36:07 PM) cc_viper2000: youve just been trolled
(07:36:08 PM) cc_viper2000:
(07:36:21 PM) jew boy: ??????
(07:36:30 PM) jew boy: come on really
(07:36:43 PM) jew boy: its some thing like
(07:36:44 PM) cc_viper2000: i have no clue who you are talking about
(07:36:50 PM) cc_viper2000: you like a lot of songs
(07:37:13 PM) jew boy: thought my girls frind off a cliff or some thing like that
(07:37:18 PM) cc_viper2000: i dunno
(07:38:30 PM) jew boy: throw sorry
(07:38:30 PM) cc_viper2000: google it
(07:38:44 PM) jew boy: i have tryed and i get shit back
19:40
(07:43:29 PM) cc_viper2000: sorry
(07:43:30 PM) jew boy: its not billy joe i cant find it please help please ?????
(07:43:42 PM) cc_viper2000: i dont have a fucking clue man
(07:44:11 PM) jew boy: i cant even remember the ltrics eather
(07:44:49 PM) jew boy: its comady song i know
19:45
(07:45:10 PM) cc_viper2000: just go listen to stephen lynch and be happy
(07:45:32 PM) jew boy: but one of the lines is something of the lines of throwing her off a cliff
(07:46:16 PM) cc_viper2000: well, if google, in all of its infinate wisdom cant tell you what the song is based on what you recall of it, what makes you think a drunk guy is going to be any better?

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Wow, what a FUN website to troll! There are so many kids with head problems there to make fun of I just can’t choose who to pick on first!

Lets make fun of Ethan shall we?! Its easy to get these kids going in a tissy…just look…

Wahhh, his parents died and he is in the hospital and he is dieing of swine flu wahhhhhhhhhhhhh oh god wahhhhhhhhhhh. Wait, why the FUCK are you on a social network site with SWINE FUCKING FLU? I don’t think they would let you sit up on your COMPUTER, IN THE HOSPITAL. If you were healthy enough to get online and act like a whiny little cunt, you are healthy enough to be home fighting the flu off yourself.

Dumbass.

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