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SO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS AWESOME STORY THAT NEVER ENDS IT STARTS WITH A KID NAMED BOBBY AND BOBBY WAS A SPECUAL KID THWO DID THINGS WEALLY WEID DWAYS ANYWAY LISTEN SO HE WENT OT THEP ARK ONE DAY AND WASSZ ALL UP IN THIZ NIGROXES SANDBOX LOL FUCK LIKE IRAQ ANYWAY SO HE WAS THERE AND IT WAS CRAZY AND THEN PEOPLE CAME FROM ALL OVER THE PALCE TO PLAY IN THE SANDBOX BUT BOBBY I THINK WAS HIS NAME OR BILLY OR WHATEVER WAS LIKE PSH NO MY SANDBOX CAUSE HE GOT HTHE SAND FROM THE PLACE SO HE DIDNT LET THEM IN CAUSE THEY HAD CATS AND CATS SHIT IN SANDBOXES CAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIGN WHORES LIKE THAT ARGH I HATE WHORE CATS ANYWAY SO THE WHORE CATS WENT TO THE PARK WHERE BOBBY WAS AND SHAT IN HIS BOX AND HE WAS UPSET BUT IT WASOK CAUSE HE HAD A GUN LOL FUCK BOBBY HAS A GUN RUN ITS OK THOUGH THE BULLETPROOFSANDBOXWOOD SAVED THE CATS CAUSD THEY WAERE IN THE BOX LOL AT THE TIME BUT REMEMBER THOSE AWESOME DIGGERS THAT PEOPLE USED TO DIG WITH AT THE PARK YEAH I TOTALLY USED ONE OF THOSE AND MADE A BIG AS SHOLE THAT SOMEBODYF ELL IN AND THEY SUED THE CITY FOR IT BUT DONT TELL AYBODY THAT ID ID IT LOL SHT THATS ALL FOR NOW BUT ITS OK CAUSE ILL UPDATE THIS PAGE AND I SAY ITS OK A LOT BUT THATS FINE SEEIC AN SYA THATS FINE AND ITZ NOT SO BAD RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR
SO I WORK AT THIS PALC EDOWNTOWN CALLED THE CIGARSTORE OR NATIONAL CIGIARZ OR UH SYKAMOER KONVEENSE AND WE SELL LIQUOR AND SHIT CAUSE WEA RE DOWN WITH THE LIQUORNESS ANYWAY LISTEN SO PEOPLE COME IN AND BUY THE LIQUOR CAUSE THEY ARE POOR AND OCLLECT CANS AND BOTTLES FOR IT ALL BUT THEY CANT AFFORD BEERS SO STHEY ASK FOR MONEY AND IM SICK OF BEING NICE SO NOW IM A DICK AND SAY NO CREDIT NO MONEY NO FAVORS DONT ASK FUCK YOU I TOLD MY MOM TO BE A BITCH TODAY AND STOP BEING NICE TO PEOPLE AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR RIEDS OUT BACK TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND GET AWAY FROM THE CAR LOL IM A DICK
SO THIS ONE TIME IW AS SITTING IN MY CAR MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS WHEN THIS FUCKNG DUDE WAS ALL HEY YOU GOT ANY EXTRA MONEY AND I WAS LIKE UM I HAVE THIS CHANGE IN MY CHANGE DISH AND HE WAS ALL WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THAT AND IW AS LIKE KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU NOW YOU DONT GET ANYTHING YOU UNGREATFUL SON OF A BITCH AND THEN HE STOLE A BIKE
SHIT SO I WAS WONDERING SOMETHING WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE SO HUNGRY FOR STEEL RESERVE OR THIS HURRICANE BULL SHIT SO I HAVE MADE A DECISION IM GOING TO BUY A 4 PACK OF EACH AND DRINK THEM AND SEE JUST WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE ON ABOUT WITH IT ALL I THINK ILL PROBABLY EITHER SHIT MY PANTS OR PUKE ALL OVER BUT EITHER WAY ILL FIND OUT JUST WAHT THIS JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT WITH THIS STUPID NIGGER DRINK HOMELESS BREW SHIT
ANYBODY CATCH THE NUMBER OF THAT BBQ THAT JUST RAN ME OVER BECAUSE THAT NIGGA WAS FRIED CHICKEN CRAZY IN BAT SHIT UM I THINK I GOT THAT WRONG FUCK IM SORRY
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
REMEMBER THE TIME MIKEY WAS ALL I THINK IM GOING TO SHAT AND I WAS ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HE WAS ALL I DONT THINK I HAVE TO SHAT ANYMORE THAT WAS NICE
FUCKING HELL SO MY BEST FRIEND IS A BITCH WHAT NEXT PINK NAILS BUT ITS OK HES NOT A BITCH ANYMORE LOL IM PROUD OF WELLSFARGO
MY LIGHTER HAS THE AMERICAN FLAG ON IT I GUESS ITS PATRIOTIC TO SMOKE NOW OR SOMETHING
SO THIS GUY THINKS IM MEXICAN AND SMOKE CRACK JESUS CHRIST WHAT NEXT IM ALL READY A PROSTITUTE THAT TIES HIS NUTSACK BETWEEN HIS LEGS PUTS ON MINI SKIRTS AND HAS SEX WITH GROWN MEN FOR GAS MONEY SHIT DID I SAY THAT I MEAN I LIKE KITTIES
THIS KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SOME MICROSOFT EULA AGREEMENT BULL SHIT SUCK MY DICK
THIS ONE TIME WHILE PLAYING AT THE PARK LITTLE SUZIE PICKED UP A ROCK AND THREW IT AT HER BROTHER LITTLE TOMMY AND CRACKED HIS BITCH ASS HEAD OPEN AND THEN LITTLE TOMMY CRIED CAUSE HIS BRAIN WAS HANGING OUT AND LITTLE SUZIE WAS LIKE LOL HOLY SHIT HAMSTER TIME SO THEY PLAYED ON THE SLIDE AND LITTLE TOMMY WAS BRAIN TARDED CAUSE OF HIS EXPOSED BRAIN TISSUES SO HE RUBBED SOME GRASS ON IT AND WAS OK AND SUZIE WENT TO THE ICE CREAM VENDOR TO GET SOME CAKE BUT HE HAD NO CAKE BECAUSE OF THE LIES AND TOMMY ATE DIRT CAUSE HE WAS A TARD AFTER ALL THAT BUT ITS OK BECAUSE THE TIME THAT SUZIE WAS TAKING A BATH SHE GOT EATEN BY A SHARK SO SUZIE DOES NOT REALLY EXIST SO TOMMY IS REALLY NOT RETARDED HE IS JUST SCHIZOPHRENIC LOL I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF