var kkeys = [], konami = "38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
$(document).keydown(function(e) {
  kkeys.push( e.keyCode );
  if ( kkeys.toString().indexOf( konami ) >= 0 ){
    $(document).unbind('keydown',arguments.callee);
     alert("O HAI, IM SORRY WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING AWESOME?! WELL OK HERE");
	 window.location.replace("http://digitallyevolved.net/index.php?switch=9O78Q2HILUASHD9872NEB8A7SGEH8O7QWGEQ978SHD807H2E8IHASE9O87GHQ2E8ASYGD0G7HA");
  }
});